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I like Birchbox. I do. We’re buds. Birchbox was one of my first subs and so far, is the only sub I’ve kept on a consistent basis for more than six months. Mostly for their points program. Actually, strictly for their points program. I stopped getting Birchboxes I was thrilled with that contained products I’d actually use a few months ago.
Totally irrelevant note but does anyone else type Bitchbox instead of Birchbox? I guess I gravitate more toward the word Bitch than I do Birch.
There are around 50 (sometimes more) variations on Birchboxes per month. It kills me whenever a company says they don’t have time to do info cards, if Birchbox can make a card for 50+ different boxes PER MONTH, you lazy asses can make a card for your one box. Grr.
Anywho, it also came with a contest card. Roseanne is one of my favorite sitcoms. I love most 90s era sitcoms, actually.
ModelCo Party Proof Lipstick – Kitten
A few months back Birchbox started allowing you to pick a sample, or a customized box. I opted for the sample and this was what came. I’m finding I really don’t like the ModelCo brand (if memory serves, it’s a
UK Aussie brand that floods the stores sort of like Covergirl does here). This lipstick is “okay,” passable at best but ultimately forgettable.
Harvey Prince – Petaly Noir
I can’t remember if its Birchbox or ipsy but one of them asks whether or not you enjoy getting perfume samples. I think it’s time to casually switch that to no. I love Harvey Prince’s Hello, and that’s all I gotta say about that.
Dr. Brandt Pores No More Vacuum Cleaner
I’ve gotten this before though I could not tell you where, how long ago, or how that experience went. I don’t really have an issue with blackheads or pores so I’ll pass this off to a less fortunate soul.
BeeKind Body Lotion
Yawn. More products made from honey. Lotion. Standard subscription box product. Move on.
Lord & Berry Eyeliner
Hello my name is Lord & Berry and I make eyeliner so tiny it should be illegal. This liner does nothing but frustrate me. I feel like if I dropped it while attempting application it would get lost in my eyelashes. Also, is anyone a palm reader? One fate reading plx.
So this box was a moderately successful bust, all things considered. I’m sure these items are well loved by other members of the Birchbox community, but after getting so many boxes for so many months, I’m just tired of the same 42 lotions, the same exfoliaters, the same teeny eyeliners, the same perfume samples. However I do love Birchboxes points program so despite lack-luster months like this, the points program (10pts = 1$, each item is 10pts), does make it seem not so sucky.
Next month will be infinitely better, the pick for November was a customizable box or … some other stuff, honestly I don’t even remember because I picked the box in .2 seconds.
Beeju paid for this box. All opinions are my own. Referral link.